Ron Jeremy

Beldings Award winner.

We Won First Belding!

Wow and we deserved it!

Please Let Us Get Some Bowlage.

Oh glorious Beldings Awards! Tomorrow night is the 42nd annual Beldings at some random theater in mid-Wilshire. We have a fun surprise up our sleeves (hopefully including taking home some bowls). That's all I'll say about that. Hopefully I can bum a ride there so I can drink too much and take a cab home. This year's presenting sponsor is Yahoo! whatever that means.

Happy Mothers Day

Henry got into some mud puppy, dirt pie makin' happiness last night. We went over to Zach & Wendy's house last night to have some burgers, to share some stories over beers and simply just to relax on a cool, California Saturday evening.

Metro Bus Chronicles #2

Just finished a book, Then We Came To The End, and am starting another, X Saves the World. What commitment to future-gas and carbon karma is this, this riding the bus exercise? Damned if I know - I don't think it is saving me any money, I don't think I'm using up $2.50 worth of gas driving 14 miles round trip to Venice in my VW Jetta. The guy next to me smells like weed and the lady in front like Arial laundry soap, which reminds me of Paris, not Tijuana. There are those of us with iPods and those without, I notice. I can't help telling people at work that I've taken a bus. Its like leaking a dirty secret. There's just more to see at street level. The sun in the window feels good.

The Saddest Dead Pinata in All the World.

We had a party for Caro's birthday along with our friends, Zach and Wendy, for their son's second birthday. Seeing that it was around Cinco de Mayo (the party was on the 3rd and Caro's birthday really is 5/5) we decided to throw in a pinata. The good news was, that unlike Steve Martin in Parenthood who had to resort to sawing through the unforgiving paper-mache, the young kids were able to smash open the donkey with a plastic baseball bat. One family had to leave when they're young son didn't take the paper animal annihilation very well. Drifting out of the party late at night, after one Coors Light too many, I found this sad view before me. I snapped the photo just before getting the creepy feeling that the pinata might actually come to life and attack me. So I ran, ran away from the dead pinata.

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Picked up at the Mitsuwa grocery by a work colleague. Makes you want to visit Engrish.com, doesn't it?

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