Eleven Signs You're No Longer a Hard-Core Gamer

11 signs you're no longer a hard-core gamer. And that middle-age is fast setting in . . .

You've pre-ordered GTA IV but don't mind if it doesn't turn up on launch day

"Wednesday's just fine. Really. You're a bit busy at the moment, anyway. In fact, you probably won't get a chance to play GTA IV until the weekend. You're also not bothered by the prospect of downloading the DLC for GTA IV either. You'll never finish the main game anyway."

So true. So true.