I Want To Die. Thanks, DMV!

Why am I here? I have willingly submitted myself to this nightmare. People are yelling at the receptionist. She doesn't seemed phased. The only good thing about it is there a super dorky 16 year old and her Mom in line for her license. They're cute and straight from nerd central casting, in a cool way.

Why has no one ever made a sitcom about the DMV. Oh, I know. Because really the only things that happen here qualify as tragedies.